freaky D's

No baby, that’s not a banana in my pocket. I’m just happy to see you.

A girl who is pervy enough to wear sexy clown makeup, is pervy enough for me to fuck.

Trashy babe with big fake tits, shooting trashy alt porn erotica at a trashy hotel. It’s so wrong it right. in that dirty lowbrow kinda way. The same way that fucking a cheep floozy with fake tits and too much eye make up would really be a dirty good time, even if you wouldn’t admit to it.

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The writing says it all. “Cum dump, anal slut”.

That’s right baby, suck it. Before I fill your ass I want to see you swallow that hole dildo. Get your nose to the wall and lick those rubber balls while you choke on that dildo.

Well, I see you’ve got an extra dildo laying around. Now what can we do with that? Someone has some other holes that can get warmed up.  Pussy, or ass? Where to go first? That is the only question; as all your holes will get used, and used hard. That is to say they will get used to my full satisfaction. Don’t worry, I’ll make sure to cum in your ass. When I get going, I can go several time. Your ass will get good and cream filled.

….where can I get me one?

…and she better learn to be a good little sex toy. We can’t have disobedient playthings, now can we. This little cutie in a pink dress and knee socks is going to learn how to be a good little sex slave. I hope she knows what she’s in for.

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Yes, this is a good St Patrick’s Party. I hope everyone had as much fun at their party. There is still some time to get your green on this weekend as well.

Yummy… Lesbian cheerleaders.

What could be better than one hot cheerleader getting naked. Two of them that also love to play with each other. Anyone else up for playtime?

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Time for some kinky machine sex.
I find this to be so kinky. To be fucked by an inanimate object. To be used. Somehow this is different than just using a vibrator or a dildo. Ok, a dildo is a fake penis. To be fucked by a machine. That is kinky.

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Hey, why not. I am not exactly sure how you wind up with a bunny fairy; but it’s spring or we’d like it to be, it is easte, she’s cute, not to mention great tits. Like I said before, why not. Have you seen a bunny fairy before?

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sexy pattycake

Continuing down the path of degradation, as promised, our wam series continues into the new year. This photo brings together a lot of my favorite things: bad girls, ass, wam, and leather pants bitches. When this naughty little hottie in leather and letex wants to cover herself in custard and give us a nice shot from behind I’m ready to scream, “bend over I’ll drive.” I love it, too much eye make up, tight leather shorts, yum.

This is from Messy Chixxx. Who obviously specialize in wet and messy porn and sploshing. There are not a lot of specialty splosh sites around, definitely worth checking out.

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Ok, so here I am keep both my recent promises. 1. I’d get back to the porn posting right away. 2. That we’d feature a bunch of messy and splosh photos for a bit.

Without further ado Chelsea makes a mess while eating an ice cream cone.

The photos are from Gods Girls, who specialize in alt porn.  The site also has blogs run by the girls as well. So if you like chicks with lots of attitude and tattoos stop by and check it out. The site also has a kind of raw pro-am feel to it, which is cool if you’re into it. It also lends itself to creating more weird shit, like girls covering themselves in ice cream, see above.